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Welcome to the

Mo-Cal Lo-Cal vILLAINY Report

with your hosts...Mojo and the Calculator!

Thank you...I'm the Calculator

and I'm Mojo...

and here's your villainy news report

The new Brotherhood of Mutants put up a good show against the X-Men thanks to Black Tom Cassidy who proved that he should be called Green Tom...but in the end the Brotherhood were defeated by Xorn and his black hole brain. Until further notice, Avalanche, Exodus, Black Tom, and new-comer, Mammomax are considered Missing In Action.

I saw that myself Cal, and I wonder...did the X-Wimps defeat them...or did they defeat themselves...I've got a soundclip that shows that the Brotherhood did not practice...brotherly love...What you are about to hear is Mammomax giving "pointers" to teammate Avalanche:

"Now start killing things again before some four-year-old girl comes along and knocks you cold!" 

That's a good question Mo...and luckily the Brotherhood of Mutants were not the only villains out this week...our Successful Villain of the Week is the unlikely Constrictor who won a $168 Million Dollar lawsuit against Hercules for pain and suffering. The Constrictor is reported to have said, "Oylknn!" No one is quite sure what that means...but Oylknn, indeed.

I don't care what anyone says, Cal...The Constrictor proved himself to be an A-List villain there because...there's nothing more evil than calling in the lawyers...Speaking of unexpected evil, I picked up a transmission from an alternate timeline and I'm going to share with you what I heard...Careful voice analysis confirms that what you are about to hear is the voice of the Big Blue Boyscout...Superman:

"Obey or Die."

Somehow, I think we're lucky Supes is one of the good guys...but unfortunately not everyone is lucky...Rumors are circulating that one of the original evil bastards may have bitten the dust...word has it that Johann Schmidt, the Red Skull, has been killed. These reports are unconfirmed at the moment, and we all know the Skull has a skeleton key to Death's Door and has returned from the dead more times than Jean Grey, but if it's true...Hell has a new Devil.

Well, that's it for this edition of the Mo-Cal Lo-Cal Villainy Report...

See us again next week, and to Avalanche, Black Tom, Exodus, Mammomax, and especially the Red Skull...

OYLKNN!!

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